song of the day

generation kill deleted scene.

who says war is dreadful? dig all those darts, lenths of extension cord, and canned pineapple!

dig the two shot glasses, empty liquor bottle, and son.

no joke here, just a great song.

Gentlemen, may I present to you

Ye Aulde Robotic Shire Reeve Supping on Pan-Seared Fowl.

girls of youtube

WAHHHHHHHHHH

kidprint font and powerpoint LIVES!!!

untitled

don't even watch it. just listen to the colour commentary.

way to explain how water works, bob cole.

the dark night of the soul.

makes a point of walking four feet away from the camera to film this



is wearing loose-fitting shirt with a downy neckline



has a friend!



still my least favourite thing ever on the internet, and a strong case against it, probably

noooooooooope.

Marge, usted rompe mi corazón.

OPERATION DESTROY ROBOCOP EATING FRIED CHICKEN COMMENCES NOW

LIKE THE WALLS OF JERICHO, SO TOO WILL YOU TREMBLE

Can you explain this?

this is why American schools need healthier cafeteria food and YouTube calisthenics classes

The big payoff for me is at around 0:30, where these girls are so winded yet still continue to dance.

how to photoshop a picture of sean so it's okay to mb to.,

i am posing this is an actual question

also does anyone have a spare desk chair kicking around? mine's all jigged and i keep slipping off it and falling on my carpet when i watch youtube. interesting trades considered. thanks.

This Man Probably Owns His Own Ocean

my halloween costume, called it.

jerry

taken from http://videoexpress.tumblr.com/

bigger the better!!

what a premise! what a title!

"want proof that god exists? join the club."

Stephen Baldwin Lives!

http://restorestephenbaldwin.org/purpose.html

ARE YOU READY FOR CHUGG'N RIFFS AND SOME GODDAMN INSANITY?!!?!??!

old english guys like meth, dislike dogs

this was created by some wanky 14 year old who got international press coverage for starting a 'no cussing club' at school. it is a profoundly upsetting history project and a home-grown shame, the streaming audio equivalent of jamming bamboo and broken coke bottles into the glans of a deceased serviceman.

ppl b squeezin' me

ALERT!

A PURSE OF 40 MILLION GRAND TO THE BOUNTY RIDER TO BRING ME THE DUMB HEAD OF RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.

"This is what you get for having a song called 'come on.' 10 Minute drums? Zwan bullshit!"

at some point in Zeitgeist Part 2 everything suddenly spirals into a realm where personal agency is no longer a thing.

This was on CTV for 5 years

5 years, dudes. That's longer than he'd get for doing this off-camera.

everybody dies

ZINDLER? I JUST MET 'ER!

guys ed found this i'm just sharing it with the world

SLIIIIIME CREATURES!

so i had sex with a pinata

Gif creator

aminotrite

Gif creator

whats the best goth record of 1997 you ask?

MASKULL

(album can be found here if you don't already have it.)

SS knows baseball, fish

Mndaaahhh, dere's 13 crystal bongs out'ere, buy'm all

ambiance

why hello,

KEFKA TAKES FINAL FORM

don wanna mizza thiiiiiing aerosmith go! bing!

generic red bull kills mother, topples hatrack

i love that, even more than the hysterics, 4 seconds of dad's tepid grin explain exactly what kind of family this is

hey, guys.

By now it had been ringing for so many hours that the Lamberts no longer heard that message of "bell ringing" but, as with any sound that continues for so long that you have the leisure to learn its component sounds (as with any word you stare at until it resolves itself into a string of dead letters), instead heard a clapper rapidly striking the metallic resonator, not a pure tone but a granular sequence of percussions with a keening overlay of overtones; ringing for so many days that it simply blended into the background except at certain early-morning hours when one or the other of them awoke in a sweat and realized that a bell had been ringing in their heads for as long as they could remember; ringing for so many months that the sound had given way to a kind of metasound whose rise and fall was not the beating of compression waves but the much, much slower waxing and waning of their consciousness of the sound.

supermensch

i'm not some pizza you have delivered i'm a woman

my biffy?

fuck this i'm going to bed.

I wish so badly I had written and performed this in its entirety

"Because if you don't watch Fox, fuck you!"

I dare you not to masturbate furiously to this

steve wilkos

nuff said

you and your son seem to be getting along just hunk-dory

i'm interested in one thing and it's this thing.

Liner notes from "Armageddon" Criterion Edition

Subbin Simpsons Today

Here's the last 10 seasons summarized in one frame

sweet

dave

the only way to mirror the perversity of this having 60 million views is by pointing out that that is 10 views for every jew killed in the shoah

The formation of the Grammy nominated band Papa Roach began in January 1993, when lead singer Jacoby Shaddix and drummer Dave Buckner met on the Vacaville High School football field during an intense match, where the two ended up talking about music. They were later joined by trombonist Ben Luther. They decided to enter the school's talent show, where they performed a cover version of Jimi Hendrix's famous song, "Fire". They ultimately didn't win the contest.

In March 1993, trombonist Ben Luther was replaced by lead guitarist Jerry Horton from nearby Vanden High School. Jerry was introduced to the band through his girlfriend, who was a fan. However, Jerry was at first apprehensive about joining the band because Jacoby, Dave, and Will all went to a different high school. At this point, Papa Roach were practicing everyday and touring on every gig they could get. Their first tour van was called Moby Dick. n 1994, Papa Roach released their first ever EP titled Potatoes for Christmas.

Papa Roach formed a friendship with Alien Ant Farm, a band from Southern California. The two bands shared their fans with each other.

"...To Be Loved" ended up being the first single for the album, and was the official theme song for WWE Raw from 2006 to 2009 until being changed to "Burn It to the Ground" by Nickelback.

In their first two albums, Papa Roach tended to incorporate influences from nu metal. Since Lovehatetragedy, their music has morphed into rock.

In the music video Papa Roach performs on a dance floor surrounded by fans. Throughout the video, the camera zooms in on a few of the fans near the stage and shows them in depression.

Shaddix has added this remark in a recent interview: "We’re a band that tries to walk that line between metal, hardcore, punk rock and pop music, and we do our best at trying to make it all tasteful"

dave

dave

bro you totally just been nomi-roll'd

"some guys have more hair than other guys, but it doesn't mean that you're not the greatest in every way."

buy me!

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

2 are being squeezed very hard

fuckin' youtube favourites

I'm going to bed

Keanu Reeves on emotive visualization

Pay to Kid 'n Play

Yeah it's too long for the internet, but features:
-Kid 'n Play not even getting out of their car to film the live action bits
-a man paid to sound like Martin Lawrence, whose character has been given magic powers
-music mixed so high that you can't actually understand the dialogue on many occasions
-mohawk dog

next stop: welch's commercial.

HEYHEYHEYHEY

this gets really get about 40 seconds in.

lee this would make a great ventrillo harassment.

don't tell him whose wife he can't kill.

"to whom should i make this?

who, robert loggia!

i don't what exactly a "good peek-a-boo" is, but i'm not going.

The Feline Pat Boone

common reaction upon meeting werner herzog.

nuff said

The Russian Pat Boone

hits from the bong

this video has everything you need: homemade bongs, scream masks, cypress hill, unmade beds, fonts, etc.

guess who

acting credits include the "sad mime" from "spy hard"

speaking of awesome stuff

this kid still rules.

okay ed, i'll see your japan and raise you a korea

although i don't see what could be racist about being impressed by this sorcerer's ability to conjure delicous chicken from thin air. is it the bones through the nose?

CHEESE TO PLEASE!

pizza time

Shutterbugs presents "Scarface"

How'd this escape me for so long?

"Do you want to rent it?"
"Why? I already saw the best part!"

buhbye, kids!

I remember being in a restaurant in Erie PA with my shitty aunt and her defenseless kid one day, about fifteen years ago, when she ordered a nonalcoholic beer for herself and gave a bunch of it to the baby, then defended herself with "what? it's nonalcoholic!" The fact that it was nonalcoholic was the thing I hated the least about the whole thing.

And now the Japanese have bottled that awful, awful moment. And probably flavoured it with green tea and those gross dessert beans.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S AND SEAN'S BIRTH DAYS!