Monday, April 12, 2010

Liner notes from "Armageddon" Criterion Edition

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  1. AnonymousApril 16, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Up there with White Dog's "interview with the white dog" in terms of lighting Century Sams with one's own credibility.

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