Thursday, November 18, 2010
America's Best, Cruelest Joke
"The halftime show was titled "Be Bop Bamboozled in 3-D" and featured Elvis Presto and hundreds of South Florida-area dancers and performers. Ironically, not one actual Elvis Presley song was performed."
So you've got hundreds of millions of people tuning in for the sole purpose of watching football. And what do you do each year? Split the game right down the middle and insert an hour of the most god-awful bullshit* that nobody, not even dopey uncles, would tolerate at a high school talent show. Everyone clearly hates it, but each year, it comes back, bigger. It's the original "Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time".
*- excluding Prince's Men In Tights-style silhouetted guitar dick that one time. Dude's alright.
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